When our lawyers got wind of our web site, they demanded their own page. After a lot of fussin’ and carryin’ on, we reluctantly gave in. But on one condition: we got to write the page. So here is everything the lawyers wanted to say, without all the legal mumbo jumbo. After you finish reading, just click the link below to enter the site.

1. We’re 99.9%, cross-our-hearts-and-hope-to-die sure that our web site and anything you download from it will not cause your computer any harm. But don’t hold us to it.

2. We’re terrible gossips. When you electronically submit anything to us or do anything on our site, you give us permission to let the entire world know.

3. While you don’t have permission to use the trademarks, service marks and logos and graphics on this web site, you can always ask. "For those who knocket there might be opened upon..."

4. Maintaining a web site is an ongoing process. So we reserve the right to change its content at any moment. Including this disclaimer.

5. All Graphics, Html and Java aswell, used on this site are protected by Dutch & International law. So please don’t send it to countries where the Netherlands has embargoed goods. (Even if your wife’s first cousin twice removed lives there.)

6. Although we love visitors, if you don’t agree with our terms and conditions, please make your retreat now. The minute you clicked onto our site, you became legally obligated to our terms and conditions, as well as to any law or regulation which applies to the World Wide Web.

7. Put away the fake I.D. You must be of legal age to buy or comment. If you aren’t, don't comment or try to buy..!